You have found the perfect outfit to match your new killer shoes. Your lipstick is perfectly matted, your contour game is strong, and your eyebrows are on fleek. You have just met up with your squad for pizza and endless vodka sodas, and it is now time to plot out your night out on the town with the girls. Uh, oh!
The weekend is the time for our inner alcoholic to break free from the constraints of corporate America, so you could expect the weekends to pretty lit.
Here are the 16 types of girls who will keep your party bumpin.
1. The Borderline Alcoholic
This is your friend who, on any given night out, is blacked out. It doesn’t matter if it’s a work happy hour on a Tuesday or a Saturday night out with her friends; this bitch never knows what the hell is going on. Every night is a great night for her because she doesn’t know any better. Well, that is until she looks at her text messages from the night before. #oops
2. The Girl Who Can’t Stop Crying
This is maybe the worst type of girl to ever go out with. As soon as her second vodka cranberry passes through her lips, this girl is bawling her eyes out. Why? It doesn’t even matter. It’s probably over some frat boy. I once cried in public and my best friend slapped me across the face. Needless to say, it never happened again.
3. The Bully
This girl is basically Regina George come to life. While everyone else is having the time of their lives, this girl is starting shit. She’s an angry drunk with no regrets.
Don’t try to talk any sense into this girl because she will probably just scream at you. Keep your distance and hopefully tomorrow you can talk ( I suggest texting) about her behavior.
4. The Shrieker
After four vodka Collins her voice gets three octaves higher and everything gets SUPER EXCITING!!! Every song that comes on is “her jam,” and she’s gonna let everyone know. Oh, and also, she hasn’t seen you in “SOOOOOOOO long!!!!” This girl will keep it lit.
5. The Dancing Machine
It’s all fun and games until this girl shows up on the dance floor. You’re having a great time dancing with your friends, and then this girl clears the floor and starts doing sexy pirouettes. She drops it so low you start to question if she’ll even make it back up. She will have the dance floor lit.
6. The “I Love You” Girl
OMG, please do all of your friends a favor and STFU! The amount this girl expresses her feelings is in direct proportion to the amount of tequila shots she has ingested. She means well, but honestly, that amount of word vomit can get pretty damn annoying. BUT, this girl will keep your party sexual and obviously, lit.
7. The “Chain Smoker”
Hell hath no fury like a drunk girl feening for some Marlboro Menthols. I swear this girl smokes more cigs than actual cigarette smokers. It may not be the most attractive look, but she doesn’t give a sh*t. All she cares about is bumming a cig and lighter off the nearest guy.
8. The Girl Who Can’t Shut The F*ck Up
Once the alcohol starts flowing, this girl’s mouth doesn’t stop moving. She will tell anyone willing to listen her complete life story, even though no one asked for it.
You would think this person ingested a pound of cocaine at the rate she’s going, but nope! It’s just vodka. But you already know, this girl will keep it lit.